i am sam, sam i am
dance with me upon the can
i am dan, dan i am sam
i cannot dance upon your can
will you dance for twenty dollars?
dance with me in pink dog collars?
no i will not dance with you
not for cash, props lint or glue
have your wish, the fun is mine
but when you see you cannot whine
so be it sam the choice is final
i will not dance to your old vinal
"hip hop dance tunes" the lable reads
the mooosic player plants lyric seeds
"well now sam, that's quite a feat,
can i dance to this here beat?"
"tut tut my friend, i knew you'd crack
but now, hurrah! we'll dance out back"
they danced up high, and down low too
they jigged till dan wore out his shoes
but then night fell and sam said to dan,
"would you like green eggs and ham?!"


for Dr.Seuss