what to call me wonderful wang

i have a penis, a weiner a cock
but oh what to call it?
it's my thing in a sock

it's been called a wang
a dick and a sausage
so many choices
my mind's at a lossage

the one thing that matters
important, on top
is i have a johnson
and ladies do not

but then there's the testies
the balls, nuts and scrotum
this part is fragile
it's easy to hurt em'

for a kick to the pants
will complete her mission
i'll fall down in pain
in utter submition

one thing to remember
when you show what you have
don't call it "Mr. Snookums"
for that would be bad