Ba ba black sheep, have you any weed?
Yes sir, yes sir,  three bags indeed.

Knick, knack, paddy, whack, someone roll a bone!
Hi-ho, the derry-o, the farmer's not at home.

Call all the king's horses and all the king's men,
the five little monkeys and all of their friends,

The kookaburra sitting in the old gum tree,
that pumkin eating Peter and the blind mice three.

Hey Diddle Diddle and Encey Weency Spider,
go find the lady with the fly stuck inside her.

Peter Piper picked a perfect bud for Mary,
Mary with the little lamb not Mary who's contrary.

Old King Cole,with his merry old soul, cleaned and packed his bowl,
while Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum sang, ' Do your ears hang low'.

Now Jack is nimble but not so quick,
and Little Boy Blue is winking at Rick.

Georgie Porgie kissed Mother Hubbard and no she didn't cry,
And Little Jack Horner is stoned in the corner, eating an oatmeal pie.

Now all out of smoke and hungry as hell,
Jack and Jill left, to look for their pail.

And Little Miss Muffet and Wee Willie Winkie,
sat on the floor, sharing a twinkie.