The cow  jumped over the moon again,
now what is a spoon to do.
And Jack's in the corner eating pie,
recovering from the flu.

An electric fence keeps her sheep,
so Bo just sits all day.
And Peter's wife finally left
when he announced that he was gay.

Now the wolf is dressed all in red,
and skips along with treats,
and here he comes with a big ugly nose,
and my, what big hairy feets.

Ms. Muffit sits all alone,
with no one to sit beside her.
And Alice's hole, crowded already,
is shared with the spoon and the spider.

The shoe with the windows was repossessed
and her kids the county fed,
now the old lady sleeps by herself
in a brand new,
       self adjusting,
       goverenment paid,
       hospital bed.