Page, Page, Page for Captain Obvious
I’m the definition of obstruction of justice
Put me on the soap and hold your grudges
Keep your hands to yourself,
cause’ you can’t touch this

Hold me prisoner, strip me defenseless
Cause’ I’m the definition of obstruction of justice
Quit holding grudges
Say it like you mean it
…..
I have an erection!

//It’s fine officer I have a license
To have a concealed weapon in my possession
It was self defense, I was frightened
This was all a miscommunication

Sound the alarm I have an erection!
Good thing you caught it cause’ I would’ve missed it
I’ve got no protection and lack inhibition
God only knows what damage we avoided.//

I’m not sorry for craving attention
My anatomy deserves honorable mention
Be jealous and hold your grudges
Now your on the soap
And you can’t touch this

Looky, Looky at what you’ve just did
Our eyes cross paths on Obstruction & Judgment
Get you off with the gavel and
Crush grudges like a javelin
…..
Look World have an Erection!

//It’s fine officer I have a license
To have a concealed weapon in my possession
It was self defense, I was frightened
This was all a miscommunication

Sound the alarm I have an erection!
Good thing you caught it cause’ I would’ve missed it
I’ve got no protection and lack inhibition
God only knows what damage we avoided.//

*** Sound the Alarm, Sound the Alarm
It’s been brought to my attention that there’s an erection afoot
Calling all cars, calling all cars
It’s running rampant, armed and dangerous.

Sound the Alarm, There’s an outlaw at large
It’s been brought to my attention that there’s an erection afoot

Calling all Cars, there’s crotch here at large
It’s running rampant, cocked and loaded.***