Missing Kidney to Missing Kidney

Hey, Dr. Brandy
You're hair so long and dandy
You're lips the color of candy
Hey there, Dr. Brandy.

You are the finest dentist in town
Everyone, near and far, admire you
You make everyone smile
You make everyone laugh.

Oh, but Dr. Brandy
What if they saw the true you
You know, the you that came out three months ago
I wonder if they saw you then
That they would see you in the same light.

Remember the time
When I had to visit you for a tootache?
What you did to me
Would change my life forever.

I sat there, pretty dressed and poised
My mother got me a new dress just to see you
My hair was rolled into two twin tresses
To make me look as young and as adorable as possible.

You came in, with that coffee you normally do
And commented that I was a beautiful girl
I said with a smile, that yes I was,
And that my mother says the exact same thing
Little did I know, that what you were to do me next
Was something my mother would never do, nor think of doing.

You put me in your chair, strapped me with ropes
When I opened my mouth to say something, you cupped my mouth and taped it with ducked tape
What happened next
Killed me and threw me out, replacing me with this dull replica
That I call the "me" today.

You took a pair of scissors
And punctured deep into my skin
Tore until you found the kidney
Then ripped it out
I was forced there, to lay in interminable pain
I wasn't able to yell
I wasn't able to scream
All I was able to do
Is to stand and watch myself bleed,
Tears in my eyes.

When you were all done with the procedure,
I swear I died already, and my dress was soaked with blood
And when my mother came in, she merely put her hands at her side
And said, well done, Dr. Brandy, that she wouldn't expect something so well done from a dentist
I realized then that I wasn't there for the simple tooth checkup.

She needed a kidney
She was going to die
And in order from her own survival, she depended on me
For that kidney that she needed
But every time she roamed from hospital to hospital,
Each and every doctor shook their head and said it was too risky
Every doctor, that is except for Dr. Brandy
The town's finest dentist, and, my mother's suitor.

She paid for that kidney with her body
Not long after the operation, they rented a house together
After a year and a half, they were married
And he went to look for a house that they would both like
As I watched myself be taken advantage of and made a fool out of for the last time,
The scissors, the same scissors he used on me
Were in my hands now, and sharpened really deep.

One night, rainy and gloomy it was
He woke up screaming, as if something had shocked the living life of him
When my mother ran to find what it was,
She saw Dr. Brandy in a puddle of blood
And when she saw me, aggrivated with the scissors in my hand,
She called the authorities.

The rest is history,
And the rest ruined me,
And as I look from the outside of my rotting jail cell,
All I could possibly do is ask for justice.

Hey, Dr. Brandy
You're hair so long and dandy
You're lips the color of candy
Hey there, Dr. Brandy.

Dr. Brandy, do you wish to go to hell?
Do you even believe there is a hell?
Because I believe there is one,
And I think that place is where we will solve our issues,
Side by side, neck to neck...missing kidney to missing kidney.