fuck it

By lajeeves

if I were a fish and had only one wish
Id be a light switch and marry a ceiling fan
then Id travel the galaxy in a doritos bag
selling cheese to doorknobs

and If I had my way
and thought I could say
anything at all that I wanted to sat
Id probably figure out I had nothing to say
and say fuck it

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© 2007 lajeeves
Published on Monday, April 16, 2007.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"
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  • Phalanx On Wednesday, November 4, 2009, Phalanx (628)By person wrote:

    You made me laugh. FAV

  • totaltrip On Wednesday, December 26, 2007, totaltrip (36)By person wrote:

    hahahah :D hahah

  • A former member wrote: *grinz* cute

  • A former member wrote: (this is one of those comments matt made the "X" for) 2nd stanza, 3rd line, last word

  • A former member wrote: "if I were a fish and had only one wish Id be a light switch and marry a ceiling fan"..you can always make me smile! ~Meg

  • A former member wrote: he he cute and funny..i dont see how u do it..great job!

  • GraveFlower On Monday, April 16, 2007, GraveFlower (240)By person wrote:

    haha nice.....loved it, my bro makes up shit like this all the time haha, ammuses me, ~*dani*~

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