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My Fetish
By Saschwann
I'd love to get shit on by a unicorn
I only watch mystical animal porn
I find myself attracted to things that don't exist
Especially their shit, even when I try I can't resist
Sex just isn't the same when it's with a human
My mind wanders to fuzzy creatures when I'm with a person.
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Copyright 2005 Saschwann
Comments on "My Fetish"
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A former member wrote:
This was pretty freaking funny. The first line completely took me by surprised, and the rest of the poem kept me chuckling.
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On Wednesday, September 28, 2005, spaniellie
(76)
wrote:
very nice. this is pretty fucking funny. i laughed out loud, and the fellow students looked at me more akwardly then i did to the poem!
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On Tuesday, September 27, 2005, AHHH
(187) wrote:
oh, that was fantabulous. loved it to the tenth power.
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A former member wrote:
seek therapy
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A former member wrote:
*slap* I liked it.
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A former member wrote:
Holy fuck. That's Christ-like.
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A former member wrote:
I'm kinda glad this was listed a comedy, however.
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On Sunday, September 11, 2005, serotonin lost
(145) wrote:
umm this is wierd,,,, but i love it!!!
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