My Fetish

By Saschwann

I'd love to get shit on by a unicorn
I only watch mystical animal porn
I find myself attracted to things that don't exist
Especially their shit, even when I try I can't resist
Sex just isn't the same when it's with a human
My mind wanders to fuzzy creatures when I'm with a person.

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Copyright 2005 Saschwann
Published on Sunday, September 11, 2005.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"
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  • A former member wrote: This was pretty freaking funny. The first line completely took me by surprised, and the rest of the poem kept me chuckling.

  • spaniellie On Wednesday, September 28, 2005, spaniellie (76)By person wrote:

    very nice. this is pretty fucking funny. i laughed out loud, and the fellow students looked at me more akwardly then i did to the poem!

  • AHHH On Tuesday, September 27, 2005, AHHH (184)By person wrote:

    oh, that was fantabulous. loved it to the tenth power.

  • A former member wrote: seek therapy

  • A former member wrote: *slap* I liked it.

  • A former member wrote: Holy fuck. That's Christ-like.

  • A former member wrote: I'm kinda glad this was listed a comedy, however.

  • serotonin lost On Sunday, September 11, 2005, serotonin lost (140)By person wrote:

    umm this is wierd,,,, but i love it!!!

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