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barbies are killers
By little butterfly
stalking in a store near you
the comando barbie
watch out as they watch you
walk down the toy isle with extreme caution
they will get you to join there army
kamakarzie roll to the floor
duck it's a little pink shoe
holly shit its lipstick
run for your life god dam it
running after you in pink camoflauge gear
its hard not to laugh
granades start flying past your head
dodging the mud pits
running though the tunnels
starting to be trained
buy me and kelly
now that you have us
you need all the acessories
beg borrow scream you have to have us all
barbie will take over the world
world domination
by plastic freaks
in pink mini skirts and high heals
walking through the checkouts
reality hits
barbie all ready controls the world
and now that i know the truth i am dead
the pink mini skirt clan is gonna get me
and bury me next to ken
he found out the truth so be was disposed of
pray for my soul
dont let barbie get me
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On Friday, March 26, 2010, Rowan
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wrote:
ahahaha woooow.
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On Saturday, September 30, 2006, mywristshurt
(408) wrote:
god thats fucking funny.. when i was little and playing with those things i never thought of it this way.. but now i say that that is totally true
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A former member wrote:
hahaha great, true
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On Sunday, October 30, 2005, Johny_D_Lewis
(467) wrote:
funnyi like but dam blocks a river, damn i think is a better choice
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On Thursday, September 1, 2005, little butterfly
(36) wrote:
barbie will take over the world hahaha
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On Friday, July 29, 2005, TheBardOfBlasphemy
(358) wrote:
hahahahaaaaa! fuck I love what you write, you freak. good shit. The most hilarious bit was about Ken knowing too much. And at the same time... this actually does have a serious message. good stuf
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A former member wrote:
this is sad and funny at the same time
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On Wednesday, July 20, 2005, serotonin lost
(145) wrote:
i pray the barbies find a blowtoarch and catch themselves on fire..
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A former member wrote:
ill pray for you max love max love
love tia
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