There Once was a grave robber whose name was Jeb
who loved to rob loot and steal from the dead

His crafty tools a crowbar hammer and flashlight all gathered from his shed

He'd spend entire nights in cemetaries gathering all the jewelry and valuables he
could with the help of his slow son Fred

But that all ended one night when this dynamic duo came across a crypt
whose entrance was lined of gold and rubys of red

While prying open the doors they had their usual visions of the aftermath
taverns women cheese wine and delicious bread

In an instant they're inside
"Damn this coffin its made entirely of gold" says Jeb
Now Fred we shall really impress the family of Jessica the girl you
intend to wed

This true tale I tell I'll make it short sweet and I think enough has been said

Its a story about the night two grave robbers lost their lives while
trying to rob from the undead



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