Let's see...
Which story should I share today
​which one works best to thrill,
I think I'll tell you the story of
wicked Jack and Jill.

Behind her smile of serenity
Jill's hardened heart was black,
So nothing could prepare the world
when wicked Jill met Jack.

Now Jack he thought he ruled his world
was the king upon his hill,
​But he was brought down to his knees
the moment he met Jill.

Together you see, now Jack and Jill
were quite an abominable pair,
Their lust for blood and depravity
was far beyond compare.

So they set out to find innocents
in which to victimize,
Bent on feeding on their souls
determined to hear their cries.

They lured them in one by one
with promises of pleasure and pain,
But once a soul traveled up that hill
that's where that soul remained.

So my friends, if you are feeling brave
please do, travel up that hill,
You just might find you like the pain
provided by Jack and Jill.