Get your new 'Vette.
Be the first on your street.
It's the best 'Vette yet 
and to help you beat the heat

there's beer mug holders.
Form fitting seats
that secure you from the shoulders
to the bottoms of your feet.

Voice recognition.
They've done away with keys.
Just climb aboard.
Buckle up,
and say "Ignition please".

Momentum redirection.
You drive this "Vette by feel.
New auto thief deflection.
It's impossible to steal.

Echo aerodynamics.
Nano technology.
Carbon fiber and ceramics.
Gold plated circuitry.

Magnetic pulse induction.
Laser navigation.
Frictional reduction.
Flight training simulation.

Then Chevy threw in free
some high performance formats.
Warp capability.
Anti-gravitation floormats.

Travelling time.
Folding space.
Transitioning black holes.
Disappear without a trace
with a couple flips and rolls.

You've heard the talk.
Trade that four-wheeler.
Be the first one on your block
to see you Chevy dealer.

He's got a new "Vette you can borrow.
Make the neighbors OOH and WOW.
Test drive one tomorrow,
You'll be back home by now.