The Internet was Made for Eden

What did you see Adam?
On the computer screen
The networks tying up what were you doing?

The internets for porn,
On my coffee break
Online security was put there for Heaven’s sake
The apple tree was blocked for a reason
You can’t pray where I masturbate

What did you see Adam?
On the computer screen,
Open that window what were you doing?

And he said, “this girl,
Is the girl of my dreams.
Her username is sex_on_the_eves,
She want’s to meet me,
It was meant to be!
All I have to do is hack that apple tree…”

In God’s name
The internet was made
For porn, JUST porn, all night and all day
You’re browser cock blocks for a reason
You can’t pray when you masturbate

In Eden the to loves met
Right off of the screen
Hotwiring fleshes network,
knowing just what they were doing

And He said,
“Adam, take that slut from the leaves,
I blocked her username, sex_on_the_eves.
Her virus won’t get to me
Because I have to see,
The angels writhing on the apple tree

The internets for porn
On my coffee break
Online security was put there for Heaven’s sake
The apple tree was blocked for a reason
Your masturbating to high treason

Broadband connects
Girls come so much faster this way
I gave my username and soul to the serpent
And boy was it worth it to see the look on your face
Dial up, Dial up,
Someone doesn’t get it yet
Pornography is what gave you those viruses
These viral slut’s won’t ever get your dead garden wet.