Good Day

I understand how valuable your time.
Thank you for your prompt response.
An important decision has occurred.

This decision will affect your future.
Your future employment with this firm.

It is with deep regret we advise:
Dear hate, you are fired, terminated
Services no longer required.

A thorough review was conducted
-and -sadly despite your vast resources.
It became clear your efforts were disasterous.

We do applaud you for your wretched
tools ; The Claws of Hell.
Including the Download Software;
Blame and Shame. Genius idea.

Applause-Applause-Applause
Truly time management effective.
I must confess, (I too) will miss
those lovely pity parties that ensued.

However, never, ever did we foresee
the depth, cost of self-torture, agony
alcohol and despair.

The ledgers of accountability reveal
A significant de-crease;

Creativity
Intelligence
Compassion
Understanding
The Loss of Passions
Sexual Performance

Dear hate, you’re long-term costs
are profoundly damaging .Too high
a price for this firm to invest and pay.

It is –my- responsibility to advise you:
You are fired, terminated, services
-No- longer required.

Please be sure to take your assistant:
Mr. Bullshit with you too.

Throw away your office keys,
We’re presently –changing-
the locks immediately.
Good Day.