Hot Pocket vs. Twinkie

By SeekingNirvana

My hot pocket is most delicious
eating them makes me suspicious
something so yummy can't be for real
it must be the government
my mind they will steal

for within the Hot Pocket,
the goodness wrapped in breading
microchips and tracking
so they'll know where i'm heading
they'll know when i'm whacking

but i have a plan
a flawless solution
i'll create a concoction
to stop their pollution

within in the Twinkies
is where my victory will reside
an acid made for microchips
none will survive

so if you realize,
you're snacking a Hot Pocket
reach for a twinkie
no need to thank me
help is what i provide.

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Published on Monday, May 12, 2003. Filed under: "Poetry"

Comments on "Hot Pocket vs. Twinkie"

On Thursday, January 25, 2007, carlosjackal (2788) wrote:

For a moment I thought you were implying a hot pocket was a moist vagina! And I suppose a twinkie would be..It's a hot pocket for me then!
A former member wrote: haha that made me want a hot pocket..mmm
On Monday, September 8, 2003, manywalks (747) wrote:

Twinkies! Nay. Gimme a Ho-Ho or two and I'll bow down to the great Hostess god right along side you.
On Monday, September 8, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (434) wrote:

Mm I love twinkies...its the creamy middle I tell ya..But, my darlin, you forgot the cup cakes too...with the creamy center..Do not underestimate the cupcakes..heh..Yummm
A former member wrote: HA! TWINKIES ARE ALWAYS SO MUCH BETTER! AWESOME STUFF !
On Tuesday, August 19, 2003, finaldestiny (72) wrote:

ugh i agree i need food now! my props though, so simple, yet so good
On Wednesday, May 14, 2003, Raze Drake (85) wrote:

Damn it. Now I'm fucking hungery. Thanks alot. :)
A former member wrote: i read this in the middle of class and embarassed myself from busting up laughing...nice work
On Monday, May 12, 2003, Sky Singer (153) wrote:

delightful :)
On Monday, May 12, 2003, ColdScaredAlone (77) wrote:

(a)Twinkies are fucken awesome and are my favorite comfort/sexy food (b)this poem is cool (c)hot pockets are good (d)typing in letters like this is kinda fun (e)i guess i'm done here (f)this is too fun to stop! (g)ok, i'll stop now..(h)this was cool
On Sunday, June 15, 2003, CorruptedLittleGirl (243) wrote:

lol you're comment was almost as cool as this poem, and this poem was really awesome!