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Comments by Future of Despond

"Yes! The Rhinoceros party takes the opposition! ...Rhinoceros party promises purple monkies and free Sadam Hussein playing card packs to everyone who votes."
Posted by Future of Despond on "Unofficial Darkpoetry U.S. Presidential Election" by Mr King

"Rhinoceros party of Canada. They promise to repeal the laws of gravity. And give every registered voter a house coat, a bubble pipe, and flippers for the next federal election. Yes."
Posted by Future of Despond on "Unofficial Darkpoetry U.S. Presidential Election" by Mr King

"No. Vote for the Royal Rhinoceros Party of Canada. Their political platform includes repealing the laws of gravity and daily polar bear & lion fights in the streets of all major Yukon cities at midnight, weekly."
Posted by Future of Despond on "Vote or Die" by Mr King

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