Unofficial Darkpoetry U.S. Presidential Election

By Mr King

Let's have a Darkpoetry Election...
Let's see what the results would be from our own survey...

Vote below for President...

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Copyright 2004 S.D.King
Published on Monday, September 13, 2004.     Filed under: "List"
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  • A former member wrote: Kerry all the way. Screw Bush and his attempt at basing our society on Christian beliefs, hell it's against the Constitution.

  • Mr King On Thursday, October 21, 2004, Mr King (547)By person wrote:

    Why I will never vote for Bush... http://www.up4peace.com

  • A former member wrote: Well, aren't I the little fucking black sheep. I vote for my boy Bush and I say it with pride.

  • Mr King On Thursday, October 21, 2004, Mr King (547)By person wrote:

    Do you make over $200,000 a year or something? Even though I soon will I would never ever vote for W.

  • A former member wrote: Ha. I barely make 30k. W is mah man.

  • Six-Out On Thursday, October 21, 2004, Six-Out (1435)By person wrote:

    Someone has to take care of the 'special' ones.

  • A former member wrote: Ouch.

  • TropicalSnowstorm On Thursday, October 21, 2004, TropicalSnowstorm (1703)By person wrote:

    Yeah, Matt Steven like Velvet said... There's not a dimes bit of difference between the major parties on most issues. Fuck Kerry - all he has to offer is new spin Scholar

  • TropicalSnowstorm On Thursday, October 21, 2004, TropicalSnowstorm (1703)By person wrote:

    on old problems he's been there to address before... At least Bush would have four more years without having to bullshit you for re-election purposes. Scholar

  • TropicalSnowstorm On Thursday, October 21, 2004, TropicalSnowstorm (1703)By person wrote:

    That gives more of a chance for SOME positive changes over a douche-bag that would up for re-election in four more years could offer. Ciao, T/S Scholar

  • Mr King On Monday, October 4, 2004, Mr King (547)By person wrote:

    Kerry mopped the floor with Bush on the first debate... Kerry is America's hope at this point... The "real thing" is hope is restored when it is restored within us... "the flock"... we are the intervention...

  • Mr King On Monday, October 4, 2004, Mr King (547)By person wrote:

    We already know that "the flock" can ROCK... its just up to us to channel it in a political direction... a social reform direction... a social justice direction... whatever direction we need to... and I have faith in that possibility... 1LOVE, Seth

  • mysticventures On Sunday, October 3, 2004, mysticventures (538)By person wrote:

    looks like your election is just like the real thing - hopeless!!!

  • elisa On Sunday, October 3, 2004, elisa (1616)By person wrote:

    I don't think changing the sheppard of the flock is going to change the direction the sheep are being lead...politics are designed to create division...it's taken thousands of years for the world to come to this....

  • elisa On Sunday, October 3, 2004, elisa (1616)By person wrote:

    we're all responsible....put me down for a Jesus vote..even in the end he didn't blame Caeser or the people for what happened.

  • A former member wrote: hmm... i'd have to vote for a true Leader of the People, say someone who believed in our Democracy whole-heartedly. Unafraid to face the issues and tell the truth, without withholding any information of any sort....

  • A former member wrote: who isn't hell-bent on sending us head-on into World War Three, but more about a peaceful unification of the Peoples of the World... oh wait, oops, JFK caught a bullet to the head... oh and so did his brother... oh and don't forget Lennon...

  • A former member wrote: ....Malcolm X.... Martin Luther King... aw damn, all the good ones seem to come down with a severe case of Sudden and Unexplainably Seemingly Assaninative Death... *shakes head* but you said election for DP president, didn't you?...

  • A former member wrote: I would have to vote Rhino Party... I would look very sophisticated with a bubble pipe and slippers and oooh a house coat.... I'd be Hugh Hefner's spitting image..

  • Mr King On Sunday, October 3, 2004, Mr King (547)By person wrote:

    No, Cog Dis... I meant U.S. President election... like me, now I say... in swing states where its close, vote Kerry... in runaway states like Cali where Kerry is kickin' ass... vote Nader or other outside the corporate du-opoly candidate!

  • Mr King On Sunday, October 3, 2004, Mr King (547)By person wrote:

    Bush, Dick, and Colin can all now F... offfff...

  • urbanhumility On Wednesday, September 29, 2004, urbanhumility (1175)By person wrote:

    i say Seth King.......

  • Jonas On Tuesday, September 14, 2004, Jonas (720)By person wrote:

    oh... yea... ...i wonder who'll win... ... anyway, i vote for ziggy stardust... not david bowie... if elected mr. bowie will have to exist in the ziggy stardust persona for the length of his term

  • Drea On Tuesday, September 14, 2004, Drea (1443)By person wrote:

    Bah..I say we all vote for me. I'm sure I could do a better job. Vote Drea for Pres in '05!!!..lol

  • Mr King On Tuesday, September 14, 2004, Mr King (547)By person wrote:

    This looks like the California Governor's race last year a little too much, but here's the election totals so far...

  • Mr King On Tuesday, September 14, 2004, Mr King (547)By person wrote:

    Kerry 3, Nuggy 2, Rhinoceros Party 2, Charles Manson 2, John McCain 1, Colin Powell 1, Bill Clinton 1, Mark Latham 1, George Carlin 1, a monkey 1, and last but not least Jesus 1.

  • Future of Despond On Tuesday, September 14, 2004, Future of Despond (72)By person wrote:

    Yes! The Rhinoceros party takes the opposition! ...Rhinoceros party promises purple monkies and free Sadam Hussein playing card packs to everyone who votes.

  • Mr King On Tuesday, September 14, 2004, Mr King (547)By person wrote:

    oh yeah... least I forget, Bush 0... oops... too late... but let's not get overly confident... VOTE!

  • Revolting Theatre On Tuesday, September 14, 2004, Revolting Theatre (31)By person wrote:

    Looks around....I'm not a christian...but Jesus seems like a good choice.

  • Future of Despond On Monday, September 13, 2004, Future of Despond (72)By person wrote:

    Rhinoceros party of Canada. They promise to repeal the laws of gravity. And give every registered voter a house coat, a bubble pipe, and flippers for the next federal election. Yes.

  • A former member wrote: I'm changing my vote to the Rhinoceros party, nothin' beats a bubble pipe

  • A former member wrote: Charles Manson.

  • Jedi_MindFuck On Sunday, October 3, 2004, Jedi_MindFuck (244)By person wrote:

    couldn't be any worse with manson in office than what we've got now...george bush with his helter skelter tactics in the middle east

  • A former member wrote: Agreed.

  • A former member wrote: I am of the opinion a monkey could do a better job as president than anyone currently running

  • A former member wrote: I vote for the monkey

  • Kfritz On Monday, September 13, 2004, Kfritz (12)By person wrote:

    same here...if it wasnt such a tight race, Nader would be my chocie, but its a matter of getting bush out of office so i must go with Kerry...

  • A former member wrote: Kerry...because he stands the best chance of ousting Bush...if Bush wasn't in office, if it was just some harmless Repub like McCain, I'd vote for Nader...yes, I'm an unabashed liberal...

  • Solace On Monday, September 13, 2004, Solace (1069)By person wrote:

    Mark Latham


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