God?

In his younger years, God enjoyed playing with the people of the earth. He would cast himself in many shades, to different cultures of the earth. For example: He formed the Greek Gods. All of them, him, in different forms and personalities. With Zeus he could have sex with the women of the earth; or he could be Hades, and be evil to the people of the earth. And so on and so on....

He did the same to the Egyptians, Romans, Celts, Jews, Arabians and all other cultures. He had religions fighting one another over which religion was right, and he laughed and enjoyed himself.

Then, one day, he decided he wanted to live like an earthling. He made himself Jesus Christ: Son of God, or Son of Himself. He created christianity as a result of this adventure. The Jews and Christians began to fight. God got carried away. He, as a Jewish God: was a jealous, unforgiving God. He, as a Christian God: was loving and forgiving. He contrdicted himself constantly.

In Genesis:29; two angels came to a town and a man named Lot took them into his home. The angels were there to see if the town should be destroyed. All the men of the town came to Lot's house demanding that they have sex with the angels. Lot would not let the men have the angels, but he offered them his two virgin daughters. The men of the town said they did not want his virgin daughters.

The two angels decided that the town should be destroyed, but they would let Lot and his family leave, but they could not look back at the town while they fled.

They must have over looked the fact that Lot offered his two virgin daughters to the men of the town (who turn them down. We must not forget).

Lot left the town, not being able to convince any of his extended family to leave. His wife looked back during their flight and turned into a pilliar of salt.

Man! God made a good choice in letting such idiots be saved(you don't suppose there was a similar story with Noah?). The angels said to go to a different town and they would not destroy it, but Lot didn't trust God's word, so he went to the mountains. God did nothing about this disobediance. Lot's daughters were afraid that they weren't going to get married and have children, because no men were around, so they decided to get their father drunk and have sex with him. God didn't see anything wrong with this. No! In fact, the way the Bible states things, God seems quiet pleased.

As Christianity progressed, God split it many times until their were tons of Christians disagreeing with what God was about. God was Satan too, so he could do evil things and spit on his own people. Disagreements about God would get so bad that war would break out.

The problem is, is that they were all right, and every religion was right; even devil worship. God had said everything that people were fighting about. God didn't realize it anymore. He thought that the personality he was in was the real God and everything else was wrong. He didn't really know the real him anymore. What started out as a game for God turned into a nightmare. God no longer knew reality. God was suffering from a multiple personality complex.