Nasal decongestant(this is mental masturbation!!!)

Nasal decongestant(this is mental masturbation!!!)

I sneezed! recently, While writing an e-mail to a fictional character I sneezed all over my monitor,The infinitesimal specs of translucent mucus hit all twenty-one inches of liquid crystal display,The resulting magnification elaborated the stark images on the screen! The enriched hallucination brought to light a bizarre and radical independent thought process.The raw efficiency of this effect left me permanently scarred or irreparably enlightened depending on the twitches of my neural kinetic receptors firing off brain cell fragmentations. But it was nevertheless altered.

The conclusion being that I saw for the first time not a painting of advertisements for pharmaceutical penile enhancement but the epiphanic realization is that the internet is not just a place to "illegally" make drug induced, megalomaniac rock stars broke, nor is it a place to download extreme interspecies auto erotic asphyxiation porn.It is a place where all of humanity can co-exist peacefully,where we can come together as a people to weave our way through the complex introspection of impoverishing priced cable television companies, to truly connect as a society should;

without having to stomach the endurance needed to withstand basic physiological interaction.The path to true inner-revelation has been set before us. With startling illumination, the unanimous potential for the world wide web is still just as limitless as the momentary epoch of it's inception.or at least.......

it's a great place to download music without permission and view questionable pornographic Debauchery that we'd otherwise never be caught purchasing in public.

-Mason Allison