Ha! I am a moron!!

By Ghost One

I wanna run into a wall head first screaming!!!

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Look!! thats the corus to a new triple-platinum single!! FUCK YOU!!

Don't like my language? DO SOMETHING!!! Then piss off...

For fuck's sake!! I'm wearing pants!!!

Does this make sense? Didn't fucking think so!!

Now kiss my ass and walk away...

Forever broken, never healed

I am a monkey!!! OOOH OOHH AHH AHH EEEK OOH OOH!!!

So what if I'm really not? Do you honestly give a shit?

You do? Well bite me and go fuck yerself!!

I hate you!

I hate me!

I hate we!

I hate... pee?

Hey it rhymes.... Fuck off!!

"And yes someone DID shit in my cereal this morning" G.Rogers

Such a lovely statement.

I could not have said it better myself cuz!!

Break in to my soul and steal my light...

"Ha ha haaaaaaaaa that's some dumb shit there"

What? who's speaking?

"No one yer just crazy"

Bitch I am not!! I'll fuck you up!!!

"Shut up, yer being dumb"

Yeah? Well you can piss off to!!! Fucking prick!!

"Ok bye"

Thats right!! walk away!

Hello? You there?

Good the fucker left... now where was I?

Ah yes... something about a soul and light...

Awww fuck it! It was dumb...

"Told ya"

Fuck you!! I thought you left!

"I did... I think"

Whatever

To be or not to be.... that is the fuck you of a life time!!!

Yet more words making no sense.

I hate my mind it's not working right anymore...

Why? I don't fucking know!!!

Eat my ass you fucking psychotic bitch!!

Go on!! Post a fucking commet... I fucking dare ya!!

Tell me how crazy I am!!

Awww to scared?

Figures... bunch of fucking weaklings!!

Weakness the bane of humanity!!!

May it never wander across this frail frame!!

I shall smite thee with my mighty spoon of mastication!!!

Vat choo don't beweeve me?

I kill you now!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!!!!! **burp**

Oops heh heh... excuse me. too much soda. :P

Yeah? Well eat shit!!! I don't care!!

Hate me now and hate me forever, ne'er to love me again!

I have balls! Hear me roar!! RRRRROOOOAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Wow I feel better.

Go blow a drunk rinocerous!!!

Fuck you I don't care if I spelled it wrong!!

**awkward silence**

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! PISS PISS PISS!!!!!

MONKEY FUCK ORANGATANG!!!

BITCH!!!

Bye.

Unauthorized Copying Is Prohibited. Ask the author first.

Published on Monday, October 16, 2006. Filed under: "Reflective" and "Rant"

Comments on "Ha! I am a moron!!"

A former member wrote: I think you are insane. But insanity is funny! at least from a distance and as long as I'm not the one changing your diaper :)
A former member wrote: that was soo good
On Tuesday, October 17, 2006, Ghost One (12) wrote:

and what i write, i post here... so kiss my pathetic excuse for a poetic ass! love you too! kiss. kiss. buh-bye.
On Tuesday, October 17, 2006, Ghost One (12) wrote:

yes you are right it WAS pointless. but i am happy to have wasted a few meager minutes of your pitiful exsitences. thank you for taking the time to domment though, bad comments still please me. not like i'm even proud of this work, but i wrote it, and wha
On Tuesday, October 17, 2006, Guillotine (168) wrote:

*yawns* Was there a point to this? Did it have any purpose? I smell troll. And this one hasn't been showering for a long, long time. Y'know what? *rawr* Fuck off.
On Tuesday, October 17, 2006, darkdesires (139) wrote:

This was completely pointless and I feel has if I lost brain cells for reading it. kudos.
On Tuesday, October 17, 2006, Thorn (282) wrote:

Wow. You are fuckin crazy. On another note: I like smiteing and mastications and spoons! This was most entertaining, and VERY crazy.
On Tuesday, October 17, 2006, TaintedButterfly (653) wrote:

hahaha! Great stuff! Julia~
On Tuesday, October 17, 2006, Aunty Depressant (423) wrote:

I'll post whatever the fuck I want PUNK...suck my DICK if you don't like it!, Raaarrrr,*I jump off and mosh on your tiny head I squished between my fingers....ah, I think it's contagious
On Monday, October 16, 2006, Kinkypoptart (555) wrote:

wow. great write. gave me a good laugh. :) ~*~tart~*~
A former member wrote: Dr Sauss on Crack, I tell you what. LMAO. Crazy Stuff ][Nstant ][Nsanity
A former member wrote: lol. i absolutely loved this.
On Monday, October 16, 2006, Ghost One (12) wrote:

yes i am commenting on my own work. Probably the only one daring enough to do so. I know the author personally, and yes he is crazy... or an idiot... havn't decided which yet. Besides is it against the law to be disgusted with yerself?