Best Memory I've Remembered Yet

Gazing ahead intently,
Focused on nothing in particular,

Straight out of hell
Like some fucking disease
A vision of your ass
Appears directly before me.


S hit.


Try as hard as I might
You wouldn’t exit my brain.
A motherfucker you were then
One, you will remain.

I couldn’t help from feeling
An uncontrollable urge to laugh.
I was so happy back when
I shot your
Motherfucking ass.

Recounting your expression as you
Pointedly stared at me,
When you felt that hot metal searing into your flesh.
As you said to yourself, that bitch just shot me!
Yeah, that look was priceless.
Almost wished I’d had my camera instead.

But, alas, all I had was my gun
So I shot you one more time,
Just for fun.