"Tarloth's Warning Label" ( JOKE )

By Damon Tarloth

 
"POETRY WARNING LABEL"
The following material is so Poorly written that the Risks are as follows:
Boredom, Temporary Mood Swings, Moderate to Severe Irritation, Momentary Frustration towards others, Eye Bleeds resulting in Permanent Mental Deterioration... Read Anything By "Damon Tarloth" At Your Own RISK!



"WARNING LABEL DAMAGE PREVENTATIVE PROCEDURE"
Follow the steps below before reading anything written by "Damon Tarloth"

STEP #1:
Picture the WORST story you've ever read!
And how it made you feel!

STEP #2:
Lower your expectations to that level

STEP #3:
Drop your expectations by another 50%

STEP #4:
Slam 1-2 Shots of Whiskey and/or 3 Bong Hits

STEP #5:
You can now Safely read something written by "Damon Tarloth"...
 
 
 
After recently receiving a "Critics Review". This was put into place to protect the public. I apologize for any previous damage resulting from the lack of Warning and/or a Posted Step Preventative Process...

© 6 months ago, Damon   

   

Unauthorized Copying Is Prohibited. Ask the author first.
Copyright 2016 Damon Tarloth
Published on Wednesday, May 18, 2016.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"

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