The KrunkKrunker's and the KrawKrawer's
By Bill_Hicks
Corvids truly know the wind
Feather's plucked from inky constellations
ungripping
the nighttime draft
Relaxed
Easily conforming to the swooshing flow
Never hot or cold
Always present to deliver souls
Blood spilt for
Murderous
Oasis
KRUNKKRUNK KRAWKRAW
Commonly mispronounced by mortal mouths
KRUNKKRUNK KRAWKRAW
Like consonants and vowels
Consistently coinciding
KRUNKKRUNK KRAWKRAW
Splitting Raven tongues
Bending death's voice
To the will of the living
CAW CAW
Says the human
KRAW KRAW
Answers Divinity
Rolling Drolls
Flickering clicking
Noises so complex
Make voices perplexed
Gangrenous feet of abandoned babies
Fermenting corpses covered in Rabies
Feasts too common for primate taste
Unbridled passion abandoned in haste
Driving ribbed clawing fantastical hunger
Lifted unto willows, windows and wires,
Dark corners where old men would tell the younger:
"Beware of the Corvid's native homeland mires"
It is said that Corvids were the original Valkyries
​Until immortal Viking souls placed
Large breasted
Women
With
Winged
Helmets upon rainbow horseback
At night these stoned Berserkergangs
would stare into the Aurora Borealis
Thinking of their mothers
Until a Corvid would give that eternal shout
KRUNKKRUNK KRAWKRAW
And the spirit of haggard witchcraft was understood
To bring life
With
Darkness
KRUNKKRUNK KRAWKRAW
Did you know all human wars are to feed the Ravens?
They hypnotize us into endless slaughter with their calls
Tell anyone this and they will kill you, claiming "craziness"
And the prophecy fulfills
KRUNKKRUNK KRAWKRAW
Odin had one eye
One of his Ravens plucked it out,
so he named it "Logic"
The other Raven let one be,
so he named it "Memory"
KRUNKKRUNK KRAWKRAW
Vikings too vicious for Danish kings
Were banned to Iceland
To kill each other off
Feeding the blackwinged oceangliders
​Exiles knew too well of death
the other side
Whispering commands into Corvid ears
Unkindness returning to the homeland
whence outcasts came
Carrying out assassinations
singing to the subconscious
reeking unbeknownst revenge
KRUNKKRUNK KRAWKRAW
That's all it took
To end humanity