Gulp... have a drink
     Puff Puff... no way man
F- ing Hippy that's illegal
     You drinkers made the plan

Boy if I was still a cop
     Ya I'd be in jail
Wait here...need to puke
     hold on to that rail

Smoking pot's so bad
     At least no one is dying
was mean again to the wife last night
     I know I heard her crying

THAT STUFF DOES SMELL GOOD
     I'll drive and please don't shout
Do you murmember where I live?
     Ya Dad... Just pass out