for jackshit

i can't fuck once,
eight times won't do
women can't hold out for me
i have to fuck a shoe

i named my sneakers emily
i love them heart and soul
my logic's elementry
i start with twelve big bowls

then i take me wang in hand
it works like one two three
i go for days and weeks on end
until i have to pee

but that's no prob she's into that
i piss up in her shit
she doesn't bitch, she's just a shoe
but DAMN! she's got a clit

but please don't say
that i'm a fake
this isn't my true work

inspiration of such intenation
does come not from such a man
i though this up atop the rut
it's a toilet i call the can


i wrote this for jackshit. thanks for all the hillarious inspiration you've supplied!