Zombies, Harlots, and Bad Jew Jokes

The graves are shaking
the bed is going six feet under
The earth is quaking
and a messiah is being plundered.
She screams, "Oh, God!"
but he's busy resuscitating
A bad Jew joke;
The waking of a zombie.

The zombie savior thirsts for blood,
he has a taste for flesh.
First stop: The nunnery for the harlot, who
has a taste for man as much as the next guy
Oh, Jesus help us!
She's on top and we're crucified.

Down i lay me, down on you
My body is aching and shaking down the pews
Oh, Jesus you are my favorite jew
only ypu could save a mistress
by just being hung like this. [[[Writer's note:Giggity]]]

Give up the ghost
and rock it to the coffin.
Take it how you want it
and leave it for dead.
Three days to erect and save us all
with blood-baring fangs
and flesh writhing on His claws