(This is a song parody of Hinder's very first single Get Stoned. Based on the ideas of actually calling one of those dirty talk lines...and wanting it to be more than just talk. Here is a link to watch the original as a control for comparrison: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UcRJzeV4BI
This may be a bit on the racey side, so ye be warned. Enjoy)

"Just eat me out,
she was tellin' me while we were on the telephone
"I'll go down south,
Said boy ya know I'ma blow you like a new trombone"
I picture that mouth,
And I can't even seem to leave myself alone

I'm callin' now
I'll listen how

We'll....
Go Home
Get Boned
We could end up doin' all the things you're tellin' me
Go Home
Get Boned
Cuz' the sexting's so much better when you're next to me
We'll scream and shout
(the calluses are getting so much more discouraging)
Til' we're both worn out

I'm callin' out,
to hear that voice that gets me panting oh so frantically
I ask about,
meeting her, I just need more than mental imagery
Laughs surround,
"So sorry, I just can't be doing that honey"

I got turned down,
but I'll still talk how

We'll...
Go Home
Get Boned
I'll light a cigarette with you laying next to me
Go Home
Get Boned
Cuz' the sex is so much better when it's anally
The way your voice sounds
(by the way all of those calluses are really burning)
We'll go 'bout 9 rounds

I'll...
Get home
Grab phone
I've got you on speed dial so conveniently
Alone
At Home
But the rapping at the door is sounding promising

You're Home
To get boned
we'll finally end up doing all the things you're tellin me
Come Home
To get boned
Always good to greet your wife after she's been working
Think you're worn out?
(You haven't ever coped with all of this harsh chaffing)
Got 8 more rounds
(We're finally doing all those things you're tellin me)
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We'll
Go home
Get boned
Let's
Go slow
Spit moans
You've
Come home
To Get Boned
It
Has come
To a close

(sounds of a lighter and inhale in the background)