Love

She was a curious pupil
Of making love.

Her first teacher
A drank Dutchman
With a dick
To small to carry the condom.

Her second teacher
A self-destructive Russian
Unable to come anywhere else
But inside her mouth

Her third teacher
A Norwegian rock star
More interested in her boobs
Than her crutch.

One day she made the mistake
Of telling about her lessons
And ended up
Being called a "bitch"

Having lost all her curiosity
She decided to leave it for good

Until she met him
Her fourth teacher
Who taught her

That the difference
Between making love
And fucking

Is love.