verse1

Sitting here, looking in the mirror,
Wondering if I should shave.
I've got a hairy situation going on,
That I've been thinking about for days.

Do I start by saying "I love you,
But baby, there's something I gotta tell you..."
It'd be a hard enough thing to tell one, but, ooh,
How do I tell it to two?

Bridge

I don't know what to do...
I'm feeling so confused.
I know that I should choose.

If I tell the truth,
What will she do?
What do I do?

Chorus

I think I need to shave,
But it's her loving I crave.
I don't know what to do,
I'm so in love with two.

It's almost too hard to deny,
When I look into her eyes,
And I hate having to lie,
Because it kills me inside.

I think I need to shave.

verse 2

I know that she, wonders about me,
And why I work late all the time.
I've been discreet; She's just too sweet,
I want to tell the world she's mine.

It's tearing me apart inside,
To have this love I have to hide,
And I keep asking myself why,
I let things get this way...

Bridge

I don't know what to do...
I'm feeling so confused.
I know that I should choose.

If I tell the truth,
What will she do?
What do I do?

Chorus

I think I need to shave,
But it's her loving I crave.
I don't know what to do,
I'm so in love with two.

It's almost too hard to deny,
When I look into her eyes,
And I hate having to lie,
Because it kills me inside.

Interlude

Chorus

I think I need to shave,

But it's her loving I crave.

I don't know what to do,