Hey Fat Cat

By Petra Creffield

Hey fat cat I wish you hadn’t shat Right by the front door This behaviour is really rather poor For one provided with litter tray Hey fat Cat Why you such a twat? Why don’t you go quench your thirst Without me having to go first? You’re a chicken shit for sure. Hey fat cat I know I can be a prat Sleeping through your hunger like a whore. No matter how many times you prod me with your paw. I know I let you down. Hey fat cat Where the fuck is my hat? I’m going out tonight can’t you see. I ain’t got the time for stroking and singing to thee. Because all I can see is me. Hey fat cat You really are quite fat I think you need to get out more And dance like a twat Like me ? Petra Creffield 2007

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Published on Friday, July 6, 2007. Filed under: "Beat" and "Poetry"

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A former member wrote: I have a fat cat too... only he doesnt shit by the front door. lol. good write
On Saturday, July 7, 2007, Tania (197) wrote:

i like this.. something fresh, but it made me giggle becuase i actually know someone nicknamed fat-cat, but disregarding that.. i agree wholly with godshifter. welcome.
A former member wrote: I dig it. I like the flow. Who cares if I know what it means? I hear 30's jazz in the back.
On Saturday, August 18, 2007, Petra Creffield (28) wrote:

I love that you heard jazz in this and now i can hear it too, every time - thank you! Px
On Friday, July 6, 2007, Err0r (365) wrote:

Huh? o_o;
On Friday, July 6, 2007, Bella Butchery (724) wrote:

i feel the same way
On Friday, July 6, 2007, Bella Butchery (724) wrote:

oh and ps...... prat is not a word... at all
On Friday, July 6, 2007, Bella Butchery (724) wrote:

maybe brat? and dont say its a typo, because that p is really far from the b
On Sunday, July 8, 2007, nur hidayah (116) wrote:

Prat is So a word.
On Saturday, July 7, 2007, carlosjackal (3016) wrote:

A prat is a pregnant goldfish :)
A former member wrote: lol
On Monday, July 9, 2007, Bella Butchery (724) wrote:

no freakin way, i dont beleive any of you, english slang???? that is a horrible word, and it is not even fun to say.
On Saturday, July 7, 2007, carlosjackal (3016) wrote:

It's also English slang for an idiot, Brother Cloud =)
On Friday, July 6, 2007, Dancing_Monkey (1246) wrote:

*Gives a Sherlock Holmes kinda looking puzzled face*
On Friday, July 6, 2007, Moonflower (301) wrote:

interesting

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Hey Fat Cat

By Petra Creffield

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