Arse

By Petra Creffield



Arse Her arse stuck up in the air An arse so big she didn’t care Or give an arse so to speak For the enormous size of each arse cheek As arses go it won hands down Outsized every other arse in town An arse so large where it to compete Would make all other arses obsolete The owner of the arse was Mary-Lou For a long time her arse had grew and grew Until one day her arse went kaboom! And blew arse bits all over the front room! Petra Creffield 2006

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© 2006 petracreffield
Published on Monday, July 2, 2007.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"
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  • A former member wrote: tehe, love it! XD

  • A former member wrote: This one is great.

  • Bella Butchery On Friday, July 6, 2007, Bella Butchery (696)By person wrote:

    mind numbingly simple.

  • carlosjackal On Tuesday, July 3, 2007, carlosjackal (2787)By person wrote:

    Hehe..it's good to see silly poems pop up from time to time on this site. An arse that blows up? Cracking stuff. Welcome to DP! -Carl

  • A former member wrote: hmm...baby got back :P i cannot help but think of sir mix-alot when reading this.haha!

  • stormtalk On Saturday, July 7, 2007, stormtalk (727)By person wrote:

    lol.

  • A former member wrote: I think I dated her.

  • elisa On Monday, July 2, 2007, elisa (1595)By person wrote:

    haha........ so... so... so... So.. very wrong.... in all the right ways...smooth and creative... nicely done

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