Nymphomaniac...

By The_Lady_in_the_Fire

Copy this entire list into your blog/journal.
- CAPITALIZE everything about you that is true.
- Leave plain anything that is false about you.
- Put an asterisk at the end of false statements you would LIKE to be true.


I HAVE HAD SEX WHILE WEARING A BLINDFOLD.
I HAVE BLINDFOLDED SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX.
I HAVE HAD SEX WHILE WATCHING PORN.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.
I SLEEP BETTER AFTER SEX.
THERE ARE SOME NIGHTS I CANNOT SLEEP WITHOUT SEX OR MASTERBATING.
THE BED IS NOT MY FAVORITE PLACE TO HAVE SEX.
I AM TURNED ON KNOWING SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME MASTERBATE.
I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.
I have had sex over a web cam.*
I WILL HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE I JUST MET IF THEY TURN ME ON.
I HAVE BEEN TIED UP DURING SEX.
I HAVE HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS TIED UP.
I HAVE DRIPPED WAX ONTO MY LOVERS BODY.
I HAVE HAD A LOVER DRIP WAX ONTO MY BODY.
I have a foot fetish.
I HAVE A LEATHER FETISH.
I have a tickle fetish.
I have had sex in a burning building.
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I ENJOY NUDIE MAGAZINES.
EROTIC TOYS ARE A REGULAR PART OF MY BUDGET.
I THINK PLAYBOY IS TAME, MAYBE EVEN BORING.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I HAVE WATCHED MORE THAN ONE gay/LESBIAN PORN VIDEO.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I THINK WE SHOULD DO MORE TO UNDERSTAND THE CULTURE OF SEX.
I WOULD PARTICIPATE IN SEX RESEARCH GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I CURRENTLY HAVE A "CRUSH" ON SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX.
I have had sex at my place of employment.*
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
SOME PEOPLE MIGHT DESCRIBE ME AS A NYMPHOMANIC.
I AM DIFFICULT TO LIVE WITH IF I'M NOT HAVING SEX ON A REDULAR BASIS.
I SLEEP BETTER WITH SOMEONE SNUGGLED UP NEXT TO ME.
I have had sex under water.*
I have had sex in the snow.
I am in a polyandrous relationship.
I have to have music playing while having sex.
I have had more than ten orgasms in one night. *
I HAVE GIVEN SEX AS A GIFT.
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex. *

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© 2006 The_Lady_in_the_Fire
Published on Tuesday, September 5, 2006.     Filed under: "Adult" and "List"
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  • Omalleyjr On Thursday, January 31, 2008, Omalleyjr (22)By person wrote:

    u need to write more i miss reading your stuff

  • Omalleyjr On Tuesday, April 10, 2007, Omalleyjr (22)By person wrote:

    very interisting

  • A former member wrote: This doesnt really appeal to me as a great write or anything. It is just kind of missing something.But kudos for posting

  • elisa On Wednesday, September 6, 2006, elisa (1595)By person wrote:

    hmm... is it just me... or is this list incomplete....hehe....let me ponder this for a bit.

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