"You can hate me because I killed all of the Jews, you can hate me because I talk too much, and you can hate me because I give bj's for a living, but you cant hate me because Im beautiful"

"Do you make fun of the way I talk? Because I'll make fun of the way I kill you, while Im doing it"

"Drugs, you're my bitch! Ill put you in my vagina and absorb you that way!"

"Ive been wanting some dignity for some time now, but they've been out of that everywhere. Now, you have to buy it on the black market"

".. Now, I'm just looking for an excuse to cut off dicks"

"If you ever say anything excessively "z" again, I will kill you"

"You can't come near the grizzle, because the grizzle is still weary. It looks at you with one weary eye, and the other one is ... is lazy, because of all of the drugs"

"So I ask myself why, why is my vagina so dark? She gave no answer..."

"Things we'd do with unlimited wealth:

-Shards the size of small vehicles
-Huge dinner for poor people with ground glass in said meal
-Millions of $ donated to the study of chimp butler mind control
-Enslave Van Halen
-Swimming pool full of the blood of the infidels

"You show them what its like to be said levels of twizzled around them"

"We can use my cock as a recorder. It may not record anything, but we can lay it on the table"

"I know my vagina is huge, but full-sized alligators?"

"Because... that's how I could avoid anything ever again"

"Being pregnant, owwh! If you kick in my belly owwh! and you can hear what I'm saying owwh! You're creepy, get out of my belly!"

"Christopher, you're gonna masturbate yourself into an early grave"

"The lovable Forest of Cock"

"You die if you have and associates degree, you die if you are Jewish, you die if you've ever been on the WB, you just die if you are too stupid to live"

"Brains, I'm gonna punch you. I will open my skull and punch you. I will burn you... these people are so worried about burning their brains, I will burn my brain"

"...And when he goes back home that night, his whole family is dead"

"...Since we have subdued the Jews, and put them in the oven where they belong, and basted them..."

"We are Prostis, we are proud, and we will probably and eventually kill you"

"They will restrict your travel until I'm ready to kill you. You can swim, you can run..."

"In conclusion, he just misunderestimated me, it's time for him to go, he's out of touch. He's too soft and he's allowing people to exist that shouldn't exist. ie. Jews ie. trons, toddlers. God, why are you allowing toddlers to exist!?"

"No it's just that sudden movements make me think they're coming for me finally"

"Evil for the sake of evil feels so good going down my throat"

"You're the smart one in this operation, you help me think to brain"

"...with my rapid fire brain systems"

"I see you burping as a symbol of your undying devotion, and weapons of mass destruction..."

"Kathy Bates... she's actually a robot"

"You have to suck a puppy's cock with a straw"

"Father, forgive me for I have sinned, my dick is in your ass"

"Christopher masturbates with SOS pads..."

"Most geniuses were misunderstood, they tried Albert Einstein for witchcraft, they burned him alive"

"Christopher, masturbating to gay porn is not a majic trick"

"That's just too much everything that you never want to hear or experience"

"Suppository? or negatory?"

"No, but I would like to purchase your soul.."

"That saddens and sickens me, simultaneously"

"No more drugs that make me want to die permanently"

"I can't believe you just masturbated on my soul"

"What the fuck is wrong with me? More than one thing, more than three"

"Where's my beer? Cause I can't not drink and drive"

"I don't wanna move, I'll kill you first"

"I need you to drink a tall glass of shut the fuck up"

"Excuse me, excuse me, what did everything he just say mean?"

"I kill puppies.. bake 'em in pies..."

"It happened over a course of vaginas"