A is for Addict,
B is for Bong,
C is for Cheech,
and also for chong.
D is for dank, that grass that I smoke,
and E is for all the eigths that I've toked.
F is for fuck, cuz it's better when your high,
and G is for the grass that makes me cough n cry.
H is for the hydro, that fucks me up,
and I means I'm stoned, so baby let's fuck!
J is for the joints that bring us together,
and K means Kasper is stoned forever.
L is the liquor we drink when we're baked,
and M is for mary-jane, this shit aint fake.
N is for naughty, just like Z,
O is for the ossifer we run when we see!
P is for my trusty pipe,
and Q is for all the Q.Ps in my life!
R is for resin, I smoke in a puff,
and S is for shwag, when business is rough.
T is for tin, shaped to a bong,
and U is for the unicorns that dance all day long!
V is for the vodka I drink to get drunk,
and W is for waterbong my weed takes a dunk.
X is for your bag of ecstacy,
Y is your private stash of weed,
Z is for zig-zags instead of blunts,
these are Z's ABC's,
shut up you fucking cunt.