Are you through with your Christmas shopping 

What do you mean you don't celebrate the birth of Christ 

He's the reason for life

Oh you're one of them
Those people who don't believe in God

But I do 
I'm just a Jew 

No no 
If you fail to see that Jesus is the reason we put up big green trees 

The purpose I had my Citibank credit limit extended to fill all those stocking with goodies of nothing 

If you can't see the real reason Jesus came for us 

So we can eat ham and practice gluttony 

Than you can't believe in God

Your just a pagan of Old Testament teaching 

One without the ability to see the season of giving and joy
The reason you wake up next day with your children covered in toys and your mail box fat with the bill that come along with the deal 

But fear not you non believing fool

Easter is on the way 
So you have another chance to say his name on a day filled with bunnies and chocolate 

Funny colored eggs and marshmallow rabbits 

Yes my friend it's a perfect Christian day once again    

So forgo your simple ways and join in on our spiritual feast of jelly bean and belief