Shoot me in the back with an arrow,

 I’ll tell you I love you.

Inject me with some candy,

  I’ll be sugary sweet.

Kiss me with your lying lips.

  You don’t love me.

You just love the thought of me

   Seeing as how you don’t know me.

Happy Valentines Day baby,

    You’ve attempted and failed.

Your golden arrows put to waste.

   But, I don’t really care.