God's Doorman

By soloiq

Ring Ring...Ring Ring
what do you want who's there?
Me... I need to talk to God
like you really care
come on mister I waited along time
then take a number down there
I did, mine ripped and look at that line
you broke a rule how dare!
well I just...if he could bless
seeing him now is rare
this whole thing is such a mess
hold on while I stare
oops... did I break a law?
you'll have to wait and see
Great!... is that another flaw?
ask a preacher not me
Ya... and use what book?
finding the right teacher's key
but if I'm wrong I just may cook
the Plan of God must be
which plan?... hurry up look!
there's just this rod with me
then here's that ticket that I took
good luck trying to flee

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Copyright 2011 soloiq
Published on Tuesday, August 2, 2011.     Filed under: "Satire" and "Poetry"
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