Adam is out
on a hot date
has a good time
until the fruit plate

Eve gets cranky
says ''I'm late
my nipples hurt
and you I hate''

He yells at the cook
''Worst I ever ate!''
she glares in silence
at her lousy mate

He gets on up
feels low rate
she calls him a slob
he mentions her weight

It's not going good
they've sealed our fate
the meal cost too much
and smells like bait