Okay, so as most of these stories start, me, Jen, and Stacy and Brian were all drunk as fuck in my basement. But first you have understand that Jen spews the words "my foot in your ass" like Disney spews young teen idols. Anyway, she said something along those lines that night, and i just had to open my mouth and say that shoving a foot up someone's ass was impossible. She bet me ten bucks that it was, so i took her up on it.
Anyway, i dropped trow and bent over, and sure enough, shoving a foot up and ass is indeed possible. I have the X-rays to prove it. Yes, we did have to go to the ER, because she didn't take off her shoe and something on it got caught on something in my ass..... i think they said it was my prostate...... they gave me vicaden for the pain and i was out of it for a really long time..... and i never did give her that ten bucks, because she never paid me for lighting my balls on fire.....