Oh, ho, the glove has been thrown! You should sooooo not have posted that. I just happen to have a story about Jen that can top the one she just posted about me, and I'm going to tell it despite the fact that she is probably going to shove her foot up my ass again (that was an embarassing ride to the ER)

Anyway, this happened about five months ago, when Jen was dating Dakota. Anyway, Jen had recently managed to string me up by my underwear off the sign of the local Best Buy (still don't know how the hell she did that......she's a fucking ninja......) so I decided to boobytrap her favorite place in the mall. Spencer's. Anyway, I know the guy who owns that branch, and he helped me. We set it all up and he didn't open until Jen came. She walked in and BAM! Slimed. And it was the kind of slime that doesn't come out with one wash. I ruined that outfit and her hair was green for two months.

And the torch is passed back to you, Jen!