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You DARE??!!!
By Dick_in_my_Ass
Oh, ho, the glove has been thrown! You should sooooo not have posted that.
I just happen to have a story about Jen that can top the one she just posted
about me, and I'm going to tell it despite the fact that she is probably
going to shove her foot up my ass again (that was an embarassing ride to
the ER)
Anyway, this happened about five months ago, when Jen
was dating Dakota. Anyway, Jen had recently managed to string me up by
my underwear off the sign of the local Best Buy (still don't know how the
hell she did that......she's a fucking ninja......) so I decided to boobytrap
her favorite place in the mall. Spencer's. Anyway, I know the guy who owns
that branch, and he helped me. We set it all up and he didn't open until
Jen came. She walked in and BAM! Slimed. And it was the kind of slime that
doesn't come out with one wash. I ruined that outfit and her hair was green
for two months.
And the torch is passed back to you, Jen!
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Copyright 2010 Dick_in_my_Ass
Published on Friday, June 18, 2010.
Filed under: "Non-Fiction" and
"Short Story"
Author's Note:
comments? Am I evil?Comments on "You DARE??!!!"
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A former member wrote:
You have some fun friends and some great stories for sure. Thanks for sharing them... =)
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A former member wrote:
lol. i wonder where this argument is going to go.......
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On Friday, June 18, 2010, Dick_in_my_Ass
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wrote:
i can tell you exactly where it's going to go. we're gonna get uber pissed off at each other and end up in the ER with some serious injury or other...... i think i should post the foot in ass story.....
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On Friday, June 18, 2010, Rowan
(202) wrote:
Well that is pretty funny. This little rivalry is getting quite interesting to read about.
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