So what, it's the end of the world.

I woke up with a stiff neck
and tripped every other step.
I don't understand
where is my hand?
I went to the kitchen
to get some breakfast,
tripped on the cat
and broke my legs.
I crawled to hospital
on my elbows
then they checked me in
and chopped-off my legs.
Then they drove me home
and tucked me in bed.
Then they burned my house down
and killed the whole town.
I crawled from the wreck
to see what was left,
absolutely nothing.
just bones all bloody.
now I'm the only one
in the whole world,
I guess it could have been worse
I could have been killed.