Random Facts About Jonas

Just for fun, a little information supplied by Jonas.
Leftwing Commie or Rightwing Nutjob?wobbly
Carrier of flower or carrier of seeds?ummmmm... this is not at all an accurate metaphor for the question of human gender. stamen.
Ancient as the bedrock or just starting to rock?get off my lawn
What's your sign cutie?moutain goat
Why a Dark Poet and not a Sunshine Scribbler?angst. not anymore... but y'know back when i joined. angst.
Who really messed up your life?if anyone does it'll be me. edit some yeas later: yup, it was me.
Favorite smell or stinks like hell?yes.
Beginning writer or lifer?weekend warrior
Does blood allure you or does it disturb you?it provides my cells with nutrition and oxygen and removes their waste products. yay blood!
There is no God, or God is you, or God will probably smite you for suggesting otherwise?if a potbellied pig ever asks you this question you should capture the pig and hit the 'stupid pet tricks' circuit and make a killing.
My heroes are:spellcheck and mark twain
You should know this about me:i'm a stone cold juggalo
What's your Myers-Briggs Personality Type?probably not the one i'd want it to be.
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