Poetry Contest: The Aristocrats Joke
The Aristocrats Joke Results
Grand prize: DC$ 8
The rules were given as the following:
WARNING: SQUEAMISH PEOPLE NEED NOT ENTER THIS CONTEST! DON'T READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!
The mission: Write the dirtiest joke you can think of that involves the following premise that has been a secret handshake for comedians everywhere:
A family walks into a talent agency. They have an act to perform and the talent agent wants to see the act.
From that point on, the people in the family do the most messed up, taboo, and unspeakable things to each other. The more disgusting the acts are, the better the joke will be. There is no length requirement and it doesn't need to be in a poetic format. You will be judged on how obscene you can make the joke and the creativity with the obscenity. One example I will give is one I used in crafting the joke: The mother and father wear strap-ons on their foreheads while rectally sodomizing their children and singing "Jesus Loves The Little Children." DO NOT USE THIS EXAMPLE!!!
INCLUDE THIS AT THE END OF THE JOKE: At the end of the act, the talent agent asks what the act is called, at which point the entire family screams, "The Aristocrats."
See how warped your imagination can get and enter.
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