man panties

By edenscancer

crab riding mongoloids give this gift but once a year.

clothing the homeless with their lustless man panties.

what good samaritans they are

... as they samaritize unto these rejects of society.


"CAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW! CAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW! " they squelch...


... i never understood crab riding mongoloid.

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© 2006 edenscancer
Published on Friday, May 19, 2006.     Filed under: "Comedy" and "Poetry"
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  • Vicious Pixie On Monday, May 22, 2006, Vicious Pixie (58)By person wrote:

    *existed, and that he neede to squeeze them, or else he'd continue being plagued by these cookie thieving mongoloids who demanded proof of my boobs....this made me think of his tirade :)

  • Vicious Pixie On Monday, May 22, 2006, Vicious Pixie (58)By person wrote:

    lol...oh, man...i had a friend who once complained that he hadn't seen my boobs in forever, and thet he was being harrassed daily by mongoloid hordes who robbed old ladies of their cookies,and wouldn't go away untill he could confirm my boobs still existe

  • edenscancer On Monday, May 22, 2006, edenscancer (31)By person wrote:

    lmao

  • ApathysKiss On Monday, May 22, 2006, ApathysKiss (377)By person wrote:

    woosh....*thinks* *thinks some more* *makes a confused face*

  • Muse On Friday, May 19, 2006, Muse (57)By person wrote:

    i dont get this, but i did get a laugh outta it *giggle-snort*

  • Any On Friday, May 19, 2006, Any (39)By person wrote:

    Is this poem supposed to be understood...?

  • A former member wrote: sweet jesus, I LOVE crab riding mongoloids!!

  • BrokenButterflyWings On Friday, May 19, 2006, BrokenButterflyWings (33)By person wrote:

    what?

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