Cowboy Angst
By Soulfire
My good old dog left me last night
If you guessed that she was with my wife...you're right
They ran right quick like outta here
Left me no money, left me no beer
All I'ze got is my guitar and my britches
To sing me a song about two heartless bitches
"uh-hum"
"All alone in a big country house
got no dog, got no spouse
Got me a gun though
Time to take this pain on the road
Driving down ninety-five angry and sad
Thinkin' about the fun times we had
Her shiny golden locks blowin' in the breeze
always so loving, never the tease
Sweet Maggy, I'd never leave her
my love, my golden retriever
Boy howdy, just my luck
She stole my beat-up Chevy truck
Now she is broken down and lost
Oh how she picked the wrong cowboy to cross
[awhile later]
Drivin' down ninety-five a little too fast
My luck ran out when a police officer passed
I was worried because, honestly, I was drunk
But I was more worried that he would check my trunk
Nice dog sir, but do you realize how fast you were going
To tell the officer truth, I was quite unknowing
Have you been drinking tonight
No sir, I'm a bit shook up from a fight with the wife
Alright, best be off then but slow er' down a bit
I was so excited that I almost shit
Three more exits to the dump and I am free
With my sweet, old Maggy sittin' next to me
Moral of the story to would-be leavin' wives
steal the pots, the pans, and the knives
Even steal my money if you think I'm rich
But don't you ever steal my bitch
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Comments on "Cowboy Angst"
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On Monday, December 30, 2013, Dirtylizard
(26) wrote:
Hahaha XD I actually laughed out loud at this point; "All I'ze got is my guitar and my britches To sing me a song about two heartless bitches" Loved this!
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A former member wrote:
oh my fucking god i read this and laughed my ass off for like three minutes...ha...okay ima vote for this one
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On Wednesday, February 1, 2006, island warrior
(210) wrote:
Put a smile on my face,cool write.
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On Tuesday, January 31, 2006, Crimson Shade
(92) wrote:
Comical... good write.
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A former member wrote:
love it!
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On Tuesday, January 31, 2006, Alanarchy
(1200) wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA..... *breaths* hahahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHhahahah... so nice.
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On Tuesday, January 31, 2006, Recycled
(94) wrote:
This will be on the top 40 country count down in no time.