caretakers-siamese twins with split personalities

legally blind hawk
eagle with high anxiety
woodpecker with prostetic beak
whooping crane with whooping cough
parapalegic flamingo
parrot with tourettes
walrus with an underbite
shark that can't swim
crab with crabs
claustrophobic clam
octopus with bad hand/eye coordination
penguin with excema
polar bear with frostbite
black bear with insomnia
beaver with dentures
babboon with hemmroids
bat with bi-focals
anal-retentive rabbit
hyena with a hernia
three legged giraffe
lion with lepracy
elephant with elephantitus
dehydrated camel
narcoleptic sloth
jackyl with jondis
turtle with shingles
homeless snail
grasshopper allergic to pollen
skunk with good hygiene
centipede with athletes foot
leech with hemophellia
frog with warts
seeing eye lemming
bee with hives
anorexic pig
lactose intolerant cow
shetlin pony (thinks he's a zebra)
retarded rhinoceros
abonminable snowman suffering from hypothermia
wooly mammoth with mange
python with stiff joints
two legged,one eyed,casterated dog,with a hearing disorder