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my disabled petting zoo
By knightmirror
caretakers-siamese twins with split personalities
legally blind
hawk
eagle with high anxiety
woodpecker with prostetic beak
whooping crane with whooping cough
parapalegic flamingo
parrot
with tourettes
walrus with an underbite
shark that can't swim
crab with crabs
claustrophobic clam
octopus with bad hand/eye
coordination
penguin with excema
polar bear with frostbite
black bear with insomnia
beaver with dentures
babboon with
hemmroids
bat with bi-focals
anal-retentive rabbit
hyena
with a hernia
three legged giraffe
lion with lepracy
elephant
with elephantitus
dehydrated camel
narcoleptic sloth
jackyl
with jondis
turtle with shingles
homeless snail
grasshopper
allergic to pollen
skunk with good hygiene
centipede with athletes
foot
leech with hemophellia
frog with warts
seeing eye lemming
bee with hives
anorexic pig
lactose intolerant cow
shetlin
pony (thinks he's a zebra)
retarded rhinoceros
abonminable snowman
suffering from hypothermia
wooly mammoth with mange
python with
stiff joints
two legged,one eyed,casterated dog,with a hearing disorder
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Copyright 2004 knightmirror
Published on Wednesday, October 13, 2004.
Filed under:
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On Friday, May 11, 2012, Feral
(87)
wrote:
I recently had the opportunity to see a whooping crane... never thought that would happen. At one point, there were only 21 alive in the wild. Two captive born... the female wouldn't go into estrus because she didn't like the male, so one of the male biologists did the whooping crane mating dance for her... she responded and a brood was hatched some time later... love stories like that, and this reminded me of it... thank you, knightmirror ~smiles~
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A former member wrote:
lmao every time. three-legged giraffe..... you should market a product; brilliance in a twisted can. :)
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A former member wrote:
lol... wtf?? This was refreshing haha. Especially liked the shatlin pony line. Thanks man. ~Ryan
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On Friday, December 10, 2004, Sin
(1168) wrote:
lol...this was great..hehehe
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On Wednesday, October 27, 2004, Johny_D_Lewis
(467) wrote:
hahahah, you're crazy! I loved it it was so funny!!! "A pig that can't orgasm" ok that was so an inside joke
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On Wednesday, October 27, 2004, knightmirror
(426) wrote:
hahahaha....that would be the worst half an hour
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On Wednesday, October 13, 2004, glasshouse
(548) wrote:
Hmmm.... lol. -Glass
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On Wednesday, October 13, 2004, urbanhumility
(1175) wrote:
brilliant.......this made me laugh........danka................urban
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On Wednesday, October 13, 2004, Zhee
(529) wrote:
this was sooooo good.. truly enjoyable... *bravo!* :)
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On Wednesday, October 13, 2004, Solace
(1069) wrote:
You scare me...remind me never to go to your petting zoo...never mind deeper meanings... :P
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A former member wrote:
'octopus with bad hand/eye coordination' CRASH! i just fell off my f*ing stool in backwards laughter; the dark humour is genious; makes me think of images of flys splattered across windshields as time burns in fast-forward deliria into a slow-drugged-paus
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A former member wrote:
slow-drugged-pause/paws of surreal madness. Feed these animals! 'bat with bi-focals/hyena with a hernia' ants w/ antaphroditic desires: Now onto the Carnival of Disorderly Junkies...
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On Wednesday, October 13, 2004, Railway_Butterfly
(354) wrote:
Lmao!Ah dude....I thoght this was great,some of these were really funny...'parrot with tourettes'...ha...ah,I love it.Thanks for sharing this :)
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