The Princess Acceptance Speech ( a partly inside jest )

By Crystal Passion

" When recieving an award a princess must always thank those in her life that inspire her..."


*cuddles tightly with her faux bronze award... thanks much Drea*

Thank you everyone. There are a great many people I would like to thank this evening. It is in the name of them that I shall receive tonight's award.

First off, I would like to thank the Mc Donald's Franchise for systematically becoming the world's most indiscriminant weapon of mass destruction and distrubutor of happy meals.

Next I would wish to show my appreciation for the Wal-Mart Corperation for providing so many "right to work job opurtunites" and still manage to have over 70 percent of it's employees living below the poverty line... that's quite a feat!

At this time I also wish to give two thumbs up to my president George Bush Jr. and his enthusiasm for his peace campaign... which is adamantly shown when he screams every five minutes "send in the troops!"

And Finally (drumroll please... thanks Monkee) I would like to show my love for Mr. David Letterman the prince of late night and his beloved "Top Ten List" for giving me a reason to live on those cold lonely night I spend at home cuddling with my snicker's bars and my KISS doll.


(applause) Thank you Thank (burst into tears)
Thank you (fade to black) *Cheers* ( Thanks Miseria )

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Copyright 2003 Crystal Passion
Published on Tuesday, October 28, 2003.     Filed under: "Poetry"
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  • _Andrew_ On Wednesday, December 3, 2003, _Andrew_ (245)By person wrote:

    i read it again... i still say ur crazy, nuttier than squirrel shit tends to not fall short >>

  • Sinnocence On Tuesday, November 4, 2003, Sinnocence (49)By person wrote:

    i voted this one "best speech" on DP. : ) congratulations!

  • Drea On Sunday, November 2, 2003, Drea (1443)By person wrote:

    *trumpets* A DECLARATION FROM PRINCESS DREA TO PRINCESS KYZ: I love this..LOL.its perfect. hope you liked the award i sent you.. ~Drea~

  • Crystal Passion On Tuesday, November 4, 2003, Crystal Passion (221)By person wrote:

    it was the most beautiful award i have ever recieved :)

  • OLd SouL On Friday, October 31, 2003, OLd SouL (734)By person wrote:

    ROTF entertaining indeed. I have great respect for sarcasm, especially when its displayed in this manner. :::OLd

  • _Andrew_ On Thursday, October 30, 2003, _Andrew_ (245)By person wrote:

    kryz... you've finally lost it... i still loves ja tho lmao

  • A former member wrote: Congrats on your hysterectomy!*applauds*

  • Crystal Passion On Friday, October 31, 2003, Crystal Passion (221)By person wrote:

    um im a little young for that... lol

  • A former member wrote: hey niether was i

  • Crystal Passion On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, Crystal Passion (221)By person wrote:

    and special thanks to uber cause god knows i love using that word

  • Six-Out On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, Six-Out (1435)By person wrote:

    I wasn't thanked....*cries*

  • Crystal Passion On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, Crystal Passion (221)By person wrote:

    and I would like to thank Jon for being really mean to me my first day on dp and then becoming such a sweetheart after he saw my pic XD!!

  • Six-Out On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, Six-Out (1435)By person wrote:

    Anytime sweet cheeks!

  • A former member wrote: wow i didnt even know about the Wal-mart thing...a real eye opener and a great patriotic display...(-Lotus-)

  • Sinnocence On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, Sinnocence (49)By person wrote:

    no problem. anytime you need a cheer im here! hey that rhymed, im a poet and i didn- a hell with it! *cheers*

  • SilentStalker On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, SilentStalker (1067)By person wrote:

    ...nice...what can I say...? You got a good one here...I will go laugh to myself now... -Darun Scholar

  • A former member wrote: ah yes...the peace campaign. a blanket covering the truth. OIL! i have faught for my country which feeds me lies. go Bush! U.P. Scholar

  • A former member wrote: Well I'd just like to point out that without oil there'd be no K-Y and then where the fuck would the world be Scholar

  • Crystal Passion On Friday, October 31, 2003, Crystal Passion (221)By person wrote:

    i also think its funny that ryan said "where the fuck would we be" without ky XD

  • A former member wrote: too late on the mixing up thing. my friends have call me stretch ever since that happened. U.P.

  • Crystal Passion On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, Crystal Passion (221)By person wrote:

    just whatever you do dont mix up your lube with super glue...

  • A former member wrote: Ok true UP, astroglide is a bi-product of K-Y and "Ryan's me-time" so use at your own risk. BWAHAHAHA. Captain Insano shows no mercy.

  • A former member wrote: that's why I use Astroglide. ha where yo at now Urban?haha *laughs triumphantly* U.P.

  • A former member wrote: ah i love the anger its so peacful like some ghandi shtick u know? ha i will laugh inside my head now its just what i do thanks for the info on wally mart nd shit M.H.A.

  • Crystal Passion On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, Crystal Passion (221)By person wrote:

    *holds up U.P. rocks banner*

  • SilentStalker On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, SilentStalker (1067)By person wrote:

    ..are we allowed to say that...? oh well, so what...hehe... Scholar

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