The Princess Acceptance Speech ( a partly inside jest )
By Crystal Passion
" When recieving an award a princess must always thank those in her life
that inspire her..."
*cuddles tightly with her faux bronze award... thanks much Drea*
Thank you everyone. There are a great many people I would like to thank
this evening. It is in the name of them that I shall receive tonight's
award.
First off, I would like to thank the Mc Donald's Franchise for systematically
becoming the world's most indiscriminant weapon of mass destruction and
distrubutor of happy meals.
Next I would wish to show my appreciation for the Wal-Mart Corperation
for providing so many "right to work job opurtunites" and still manage
to have over 70 percent of it's employees living below the poverty line...
that's quite a feat!
At this time I also wish to give two thumbs up to my president George Bush
Jr. and his enthusiasm for his peace campaign... which is adamantly shown
when he screams every five minutes "send in the troops!"
And Finally (drumroll please... thanks Monkee) I would like to show my
love for Mr. David Letterman the prince of late night and his beloved "Top
Ten List" for giving me a reason to live on those cold lonely night I spend
at home cuddling with my snicker's bars and my KISS doll.
(applause) Thank you Thank (burst into tears)
Thank you (fade to black) *Cheers* ( Thanks Miseria )
Comments on "The Princess Acceptance Speech ( a partly inside jest )"
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On Wednesday, December 3, 2003, _Andrew_
(245) wrote:
i read it again... i still say ur crazy, nuttier than squirrel shit tends to not fall short >>
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On Tuesday, November 4, 2003, Sinnocence
(49) wrote:
i voted this one "best speech" on DP. : ) congratulations!
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On Sunday, November 2, 2003, Drea
(1443) wrote:
*trumpets* A DECLARATION FROM PRINCESS DREA TO PRINCESS KYZ: I love this..LOL.its perfect. hope you liked the award i sent you.. ~Drea~
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On Tuesday, November 4, 2003, Crystal Passion
(221) wrote:
it was the most beautiful award i have ever recieved :)
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On Friday, October 31, 2003, OLd SouL
(734) wrote:
ROTF entertaining indeed. I have great respect for sarcasm, especially when its displayed in this manner. :::OLd
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On Thursday, October 30, 2003, _Andrew_
(245) wrote:
kryz... you've finally lost it... i still loves ja tho lmao
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A former member wrote:
Congrats on your hysterectomy!*applauds*
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On Friday, October 31, 2003, Crystal Passion
(221) wrote:
um im a little young for that... lol
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A former member wrote:
hey niether was i
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On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, Crystal Passion
(221) wrote:
and special thanks to uber cause god knows i love using that word
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On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, Six-Out
(1435) wrote:
I wasn't thanked....*cries*
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On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, Crystal Passion
(221) wrote:
and I would like to thank Jon for being really mean to me my first day on dp and then becoming such a sweetheart after he saw my pic XD!!
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On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, Six-Out
(1435) wrote:
Anytime sweet cheeks!
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A former member wrote:
wow i didnt even know about the Wal-mart thing...a real eye opener and a great patriotic display...(-Lotus-)
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On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, Sinnocence
(49) wrote:
no problem. anytime you need a cheer im here! hey that rhymed, im a poet and i didn- a hell with it! *cheers*
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On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, SilentStalker
(1067) wrote:
...nice...what can I say...? You got a good one here...I will go laugh to myself now... -Darun
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A former member wrote:
ah yes...the peace campaign. a blanket covering the truth. OIL! i have faught for my country which feeds me lies. go Bush! U.P.
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A former member wrote:
Well I'd just like to point out that without oil there'd be no K-Y and then where the fuck would the world be
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On Friday, October 31, 2003, Crystal Passion
(221) wrote:
i also think its funny that ryan said "where the fuck would we be" without ky XD
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A former member wrote:
too late on the mixing up thing. my friends have call me stretch ever since that happened. U.P.
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On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, Crystal Passion
(221) wrote:
just whatever you do dont mix up your lube with super glue...
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A former member wrote:
Ok true UP, astroglide is a bi-product of K-Y and "Ryan's me-time" so use at your own risk. BWAHAHAHA. Captain Insano shows no mercy.
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A former member wrote:
that's why I use Astroglide. ha where yo at now Urban?haha *laughs triumphantly* U.P.
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A former member wrote:
ah i love the anger its so peacful like some ghandi shtick u know? ha i will laugh inside my head now its just what i do
thanks for the info on wally mart nd shit
M.H.A.
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On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, Crystal Passion
(221) wrote:
*holds up U.P. rocks banner*
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On Tuesday, October 28, 2003, SilentStalker
(1067) wrote:
..are we allowed to say that...? oh well, so what...hehe...