You Worthless Piece of Shit
By Trichotillomaniac
You never listen to me, and the commands I screech
If you were the president, I've had you impeached
You anger me to the core, like nothing ever could
Yet, daily I come back to you, devoting everything I would
My life surrounds you, no matter how much much aggravation you cause
I can't help it, this addiction scratches at me like claws
You slow me down so much, make me lose my friends
Yet I'll stick with you, until the end
Why should I bother, coming time after time?
Those small improvoments I make, are only so fine
I want to rid your memory of things past
Start all over, and don't take it so fast.
I need to learn how to use you make you see
That my addiction is large, and we are meant to be.
Some people scouff and remake this can't be healthy
But I ignore their comments and continue to love thee
Please, be kind, and do as I ask.
It isn't much, just a simple task
This isn't about taking over the world, or changing it too
All I want, is for you, yes you, to be very true
Don't let others enter and change all you ways
The repairs could take months, years to replace
I'll never throw you to the ground, and ride you like a scooter
Because, I love you that much, my dearest computer
Comments on "You Worthless Piece of Shit"
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On Wednesday, September 17, 2003, A Velvet Tongue
(436) wrote:
I tell mine that i'll buy it a new mega processor but it just laughs all evilly at me...damned whore she is I tell ya!
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A former member wrote:
LOL, this sounds like the relationship I have with my computer...It's funny!! This peice of work is something I would read to my computer...If I didn't want to throw it through a window!! Good Job! ~Mercy~
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On Friday, September 12, 2003, Six-Out
(1435) wrote:
I kicked your computer once...and it bit my foot.
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On Saturday, September 13, 2003, manywalks
(750) wrote:
I threaten mine with a ball peen hammer, but it never does any good. ~ mw
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On Friday, September 12, 2003, Crystal Passion
(221) wrote:
LoL, My computer and I have a love/hate relationship as well. Nicely done! -Kryz
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On Friday, September 12, 2003, Aurora_Light
(472) wrote:
not bad at all, i like it lots something in it i'm not sure what