Service with a Smile (Haiku)

By Jesse Guzman

Service with a smile Hi, Welcome to McDonald's How may I help you?     Service with a smile. I would like a cheeseburger. But with no cheese please.     Service with a smile. Hamburger, anything else? No a cheeseburger.

  Don't forget to smile. Just take off the damn cheese please. Service with a smile.   
  But it's cheaper if Are you calling me poor, bitch? Don't forget to smile.
  Okay. Cheeseburger. Make sure they take off the cheese. I will spit in it.

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Copyright 2015 Jesse Guzman
Published on Wednesday, September 9, 2015.     Filed under: "Haiku" and "Poetry"

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  • Allen On Monday, September 7, 2015, Allen (165)By person wrote:

    That is why i always make it easy. Thank you for the laugh. And reminding no McDonalds

  • 10 Forty Three On Sunday, September 6, 2015, 10 Forty Three (593)By person wrote:

    I enjoyed this piece. Thanks for the laugh!

  • Jesse Guzman On Sunday, September 6, 2015, Jesse Guzman (39)By person wrote:

    No problem, thanks for the comment!

  • A former member wrote: Rule number 1 .... Dont EVER piss off the people handling or making your food. Been there done that. This gave me a good laugh bro.

  • Jesse Guzman On Sunday, September 6, 2015, Jesse Guzman (39)By person wrote:

    Fuck me for tryna help someone out. Happy you liked it

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