Service with a Smile (Haiku)
By Jesse Guzman
Service with a smile
Hi, Welcome to McDonald's
How may I help you?
Service with a smile.
I would like a cheeseburger.
But with no cheese please.
Service with a smile.
Hamburger, anything else?
No a cheeseburger.
Don't forget to smile.
Just take off the damn cheese please.
Service with a smile.
But it's cheaper if
Are you calling me poor, bitch?
Don't forget to smile.
Okay. Cheeseburger.
Make sure they take off the cheese.
I will spit in it.
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Copyright 2015 Jesse Guzman
Author's Note:
For all the annoying customers in this worldComments on "Service with a Smile (Haiku)"
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On Monday, September 7, 2015, Allen
(165) wrote:
That is why i always make it easy. Thank you for the laugh. And reminding no McDonalds
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On Sunday, September 6, 2015, 10 Forty Three
(593) wrote:
I enjoyed this piece. Thanks for the laugh!
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On Sunday, September 6, 2015, Jesse Guzman
(39) wrote:
No problem, thanks for the comment!
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A former member wrote:
Rule number 1 .... Dont EVER piss off the people handling or making your food. Been there done that. This gave me a good laugh bro.
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On Sunday, September 6, 2015, Jesse Guzman
(39) wrote:
Fuck me for tryna help someone out. Happy you liked it