Bladder control
By Stephanie Sideways
Oh what an annoyance
It happens to be
When my bladder, at night
Wakes me up for a wee
I'm often too sleepy
And stubborn I get
So I drift back to sleep
As I'm sure I won't wet
The nerves from my bladder
I try to block out
As to nod off again
Is what I am about
You then try to trick me
By hijack of dreams
But I've learn not to cave
In your dreamed up latrines
Some how I control you
As I'd rather stay warm
You had your short freedom
When I was first born
Back then, you took charge
You let loose when you liked
But by about two
I could seal you up tight
I batten the hatches
And legs I will cross
You got emptied at bed time
So I'll show you who's boss!
And then come the morn
With call of the alarm
You'll give a sharp prod
With your quick nervous arm
I"ll jump out of bed
As I won't get to choose
The option of pressing
the Button for snooze
I'll run for the loo
What relief it will be
To empty my bladder
(But when it suits me! )
Author's Note:
Just fun! But I am sure I am not the only one!Comments on "Bladder control"
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On Monday, January 14, 2013, BetaWolfinVA
(795) wrote:
Giggle snort. Cute one
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A former member wrote:
I hate that... this is an awesome write! Gave me a laugh! Thanks!
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On Thursday, January 10, 2013, Electric-Chair
(122) wrote:
I hate when that happens, fun write now if feel i go to pee
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On Wednesday, January 9, 2013, FearlessDragon
(138) wrote:
Lol, I love the places your mind travels... Don't ever stop!
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On Wednesday, January 9, 2013, PoetessDarkly
(700) wrote:
lol damn I got a good giggle with this one. sounds like my bladder after three kids i think it sprung a leak.. :)
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On Wednesday, January 9, 2013, dwells
(4288) wrote:
A much neglected subject and you have treated it with medical clarity and age-appropriate humor. Funny where our inspiration comes from, cheers!
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On Wednesday, January 9, 2013, Markus Darkscribe
(60) wrote:
At my age i pretty much have to let the " urge " take over Funny and imaginative Bravo Steph